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MACHETE

Lançamento dia 15 de outubro (Brasil) 2010.

Danny Trejo ... Machete


Robert De Niro ... Senator McLaughlin

Jessica Alba ... Sartana

Steven Seagal ... Torrez

Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz

Jeff Fahey ... Booth

Cheech Marin ... Padre

Don Johnson

EXPLAIN THIS IMAGE

"Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: ****. ****, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this"

 

 

 

COMMENTS!

• "Mommy,where does artillery come from?"

• BALLS OF STEEL

• Could it be a silencer for an artillery cannon?

• Good thing it's camouflaged. Now NO one will spot it from above.

• "The plan is to create a hole in their defenses, then we'll unleash our new elite weapon, The Penetrater." "Sir you really gotta grow up."

• Chuck Norris's is still bigger.....

• The army's new weapon of mass reproduction

• I realize it's the militarys job to blow stuff up, but do they have to be such giant **** about it

• Yo Dawg, I Herd You Liked Turrets...

• Sir, operation over compensate is complete

• Gun silencer? How about tank silencer.

• What happens at war, stays at war.

• War's a ****

• i don't see the cannon anywh- oh! is it that camoflaged thing that looks like somebody's- "Johnson!"

• All right, now how big is yours?

• Tank turned into an observatory

• Tank silencer

JOEL no AUTO TUNE

Para quem não conhece, o auto tune é um programa que coloca a voz na afinação certa da música, primeiro vc diz pro programa qual é o tom da música e ele corrige automaticamente pra ficar certinho,  Sandi, Britney ... todas usam... E o JOEL!




E mais uma vez eu posto um video que só eu vou rir!! muahahah

Pra quem faltou a aula de história.

Olimpíadas - comercial anti depressão

Uma vez ouvi que um jornalista disse: "Futebol é esporte, o resto é educação física".
Parece engraçado! Mas é na olimpíada que estão os verdadeiros amantes do esporte, que treinam anos a fio, dia após dia para ter um só momento de gloria. Esses atletas não ganham rios de dinheiro, não se envolvem em escândalos,e ainda vivem quase no anonimato. Acho que os jogadores de futebol deveriam aprender educação física.