"Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: ****. ****, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this"
COMMENTS!
- "Mommy,where does artillery come from?"
- BALLS OF STEEL
- Could it be a silencer for an artillery cannon?
- Good thing it's camouflaged. Now NO one will spot it from above.
- "The plan is to create a hole in their defenses, then we'll unleash our new elite weapon, The Penetrater." "Sir you really gotta grow up."
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- Chuck Norris's is still bigger.....
- The army's new weapon of mass reproduction
- I realize it's the militarys job to blow stuff up, but do they have to be such giant **** about it
- Yo Dawg, I Herd You Liked Turrets...
- Sir, operation over compensate is complete
- Gun silencer? How about tank silencer.
- What happens at war, stays at war.
- War's a ****
- i don't see the cannon anywh-
oh! is it that camoflaged thing that looks like somebody's-
"Johnson!" - All right, now how big is yours?
- Tank turned into an observatory
- Tank silencer
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